Post 17 of 22: Icebox

If you've got an icebox where you're heart used to be, your probably dead and that icebox must have been moving really fast.

Post 16 of 22: Visibility?

I know I said my plants are invisible but am I mistaken. A minute ago, in between the submission of my last blog entry and the start of this one, I thought I saw a partial flash of green. Could it be that I saw the invisible plant. This is amazing news! I am turning invisible. What are the advantages of being invisible though? Also, If I was invisible would my clothes also turn invisible or would I walk around in the nude? Maybe I could order a mansuit so I could wear it and seem uninvisible at any given time. If I was invisible I would commit petty theft like stealing pushpops at convenience stores. Another advantage is that you could commit practical jokes with much greater ease. For example, you could wrap someone up in toilet paper but not too tight. Just enough that the victim of this comedic act would find it hilarious. I'm sure the victim would also be confused as to why a toilet paper roll has decided to wrap itself around him/her. Also they might wonder why the toilet paper is moving by itself.

Post 15 of 22: Invisibility

My plants are invisible. You can't see them. In order to see them you yourself must also be invisible. Last I checked, there are no invisible human beings on this planet except for the invisible man and no one ever knows where he is. That would be sweet if I could see my plants. that way I could put my plant in a salad and pierce it with a fork. Then I could eat it with my mouth open and not get in trouble because all you would see is my teeth and tongue and other mouth parts.

post 14 of 22: It is Thursday

Today is Thursday. O wait no. its actually wednesday. I seem to have mixed up my days. So yeah my beans died like two weeks ago. Squash, not beans. my bad. Since then i havent done anything no cremation or funeral or anything like that. I guess you could say they didn't recieve a proper burial but then again is not that the cause of death? HA. I am such a clever human. Ok. Maybe I s hould get some new seeds and plant them into the earth. Maybe I shouldn't and say I did. I don't know. AT this point i don't really care all that much about integrity. All i do care about is the AP test which I am already fairly confident of my score. We have a test tomorrow in ADvanced placement biology. I have not done anything to preparate myself for this examination of wit. NOT. I brought my backpack upstairs. I was reading this thing about the discoverationosity of planets. It's pretty amazing how they discover new planets that are like light years away. Its sweet. Like sugar and other sweet items.

post 13 of 22: rezurekshin

the squash froze and died. i guess i will be needing to procure new seeds. After i obtain these new seedlings i will plant them in the soil and watch as they become large and big.
grindhouse is a weird movies. first one is weird and gory. second is funny and stupid. overall its not worth seeing. re4ally long. unless your just into that kinda stuff.

post 12 of 22: late night posting

Yeah. i forgot about the plant blog. I am groing squash. squash is a vegatable that is very squishy when mashed. mashing squash will giv eyou a paste like substance. It probably is not very tasty. Unless you cook it and put some spices on it. THen it might be alright. I am tired. I am going to sleep now. My squash froze to death. my squash is dead.

ब्लोग ११ ऑफ़ २१

फर्स्ट ऑफ़ अल ई गोता सय थिस इस फ्रिच्किंग अवेसोमे। ई डोंट एवें क्नोव हाउ तो स्पाक हिंदी बुत ई ऍम टैपिंग इन इंग्लिश ऎंड इत इस जुस्त ट्रांस्लातिंग फ़ॉर मे। ई थिंक्स ठाट इस प्रेत्त्य स्वीट। ई दिद्न्त क्नोव ठाट इन हिंदी पेरिओड्स अरे रेप्लासद ब्य वेर्तिकल लिनेस। ठाट सीम्स वेइर्द तो मे। ई'म सुर नो वन उन्देर्स्तान्ड्स थिस बुत ई थिंक इत लूकस कूल सो ई ऍम गोंना गो अहेअद ऎंड दो इत इन हिंदी। बेकाउसे इट्स अवेसोमे। ओक ऎंड नोव फ़ॉर थे अच्तुअल ब्लोग पोर्शन.

अ ब क डी ए फ ग ह ई जे क ल म न ओ प क्यू र एस त उ व व एक्स य ज़ेड

Ok that was fun. the above line is the english alphabet in hindi. btw i dont know hindi and the computer did everything for me. i know chai means tea. thats about it.

On to the bloggin portion of this blog:

My seeds are in the ground and small green leafy like structures are beginning to sprout. I think in about a week or two they plants will become big strong people in this world. Right now they need to continue to eat plenty of light and water, which i provide. they better respect me or else they wont get their required replenishment. i buy the water that they get. unless it rains. in which case the earth provides it. not to mention the plants are so selfish that they leech of of the sun. what an egotistic plant-- always wanting to serve its on needs and providing nothing in return.

And now a portion of my academic life: I should be studying. not now to be exact but just studying in general. i have those major important ap examinations looming around the time corner and i really do not believe i am ready for the calculus, physics, english or psychology exams. i really need to study for these subjects in particular. also i should try to improve my class grade in calculus. i got a 74 last six weeks. the WROST i have ever gotten for any grade. my second worst is an 84 in precalculus. If i dont want to take finals i'll probly have to get around a 92 ish this six weeks. which is not gonna happen. so basicallly i'm gonna take the final in that class. When you think about it however, i would have to take the final anyways. wait. why would you, the reader, think about this. you don't know how many absences i have. I have 4 absences. there. now you know. i might try to get 2 of them excused because i went to the doctor/dentist/somekindamedicalprofessionist on that day. O well atleast I am certain that I will be going to college. Thats the most important thing. But I still want to do well on my Exams. I got a pamphlet in the mail today talking about project graduation. I think that will be one of the better projects we will take part in all through high school. hopefully I will enjyo my 7 hours there, manage to stay awake near the end, and collect my grand prize, hopefully a fine, fine motorcarriage. I also got a letter saying i need to get like graduation robes or something. i still havnet done that. I should do taht soon.

And now a portion of my food life:

My moms hollering at me. i'm gonna go eat injun' food.

pst 10 of 22: No progress

My mom told me winter squash seeds grow well after bieng soaked in water (not a paper towel) for one week. When i put my seeds in a paper towel, she became angry and took out the paper towel and swatted the seeds away--perfectly into a bowl of water. she then proceeded to yell at me for not cleaning my room. Also, since it has been a week, tomorrow i will take the seeds and plant them in soil with the hope that life will follow. GO TWINS!


ANd now to copy amann: Click on Northeastern
no the other thing
FAct about winter squash: Because squash is a tender vegetable, the seeds do not germinate in cold soil. They are also easily destroyed by frost. It is therefore necessary to plant after the soil is thoroughly warmed and all sign of frost has passed. (wikipedia)

post 9 of 22: A peep of diligence

There was finally a moment in my life. A very brief moment in fact. One that lasted only about 4 minutes. A moment in which i was empty of all my laziness. I finally had the oomf to get up of of my chair and go downstairs to germinate the new seeds. The summer squash as t hey are called look a lot like sunflower seeds. I cracked one open and at the inside sunflower seed looking object and spit it out, thinking about its repulsiveness. I clutched the seeds in the palm of my hand and with my free hand ripped of a piece of paper towel-- yes a piece, i like to save paper towels-- and quickly doused it with water. Once wet, I wrapped the paper towel around my hand. Then I removed my hand from the mechanism so only the seeds and paper towel remained. I then sang a song that had absolutely nothing to do with my seeds and at yoplait coconut cream pie flavored fruit yogurt. Maybe i should attempt to grow coconut cream pie.

post 8 of 22: Mistaken and Mispoken

Yesterday when i posted, I said that i was growing zuchinni. i was recollecting that from memory and the truth is i am NOT growing zuchinni. i am infact growing winter squash. i chose it because the seeds are $2.99, the most expensive seed packet. thats just how i roll. also yeasterday i lied about how i did/am going to do something. because i am yet to have restarted my plants. however the old okra pot is starting to grow like green stuff that looks like smushed okra. its probly bacteria. But i am gonna try not to be lazy and either tomorrow or the next day, get my squash winter under wet towels so they are ready to be ridonkulous. in other words ready to grow. Also i want chocolate chip cookies. now. i could easily get up and drive to my local supermarket and purchase some but my brain is ninety percent indolent. god why cant school just end. this sucks. and by this i dont mean this plant project. "This" refers to the fact that we still have school, more specifically calculus. i wish i could learn stuff, which i truly want to do, without having to use brain cells. i wanna save my brain cells for jeopardy. yeah! go jeopardy! i am SO cool! actually no. i'm just bored. thats why i'm still writing. i bet if people actually read this i wouldnt be typing so much. but at the same time why would i type so much if i have the knowledge that people wont be reading this. of course, when in rome....

post 7 of 22: failure

so i guess the plants have failed to grow. I have decided to start all over by getting new seeds and germinating them by wrapping them in papertowels and waiting a day. (last time i waited a week and that turned out disastrous.) I am going to do the thing today and by tuesday i;ll hopefullly have them under the soil ready to grow and stuff. this time instead of growing okra, i'm gonna grow zuchinni. i dont see any reason to grow a plant that i like to eat (okra). its not like i;m gonna eat my plant. that would be cruel. Im growing zuchinni because it starts with z and words starting with z sound cool. k cya. also pictures will come later

JFTHOI

jfthoi: just for the hell of it. i am bored. i am hip. i am posting another post for no particular reason. Today for dinner my dad made a delicatessen style 3 cheese spinach and eggplant omlette. I felt like quite the omlette coniseur. i dont know how to spell conesiur. It was pleasently satisfying. After dinner I went upstairs where i used this sweet website called google.

Post 6 of 22: No change

Umm. its almost been a week since i planted by seeds an dnothing has sprouted yet. this is kinda weird. i'm hoping hatere isnt someone oustide flashing the plants randomly at night thus disrupitng their dark requirments. i would hate this person if he or she existed. i really am looking forward to having the okra grow. i havnet eaten in 3 weeks in anticipation of okra. maybe i should eat. yeah i think i'll eat. got ya. i actually did eat in that time. i can't believe you believed me. i wonder how many people read this other than mrs. misage. if you read this please post a comment sayin u read this just for the sake of my sanity. yes. you heard me correctly. i wil lose my mind if i dont find out how many people have been reading this. i'm so tired and stuff. i am proud of my computer. i'm downloading (legally) lost season 3. and they are downloading abnromally fast. i am happy for this. today my mom brought home a bunch of yoplait fruit yogurst that i love a lot. i started throwing them around just for fun. like i thre them in the air and caught them. then, when my mom went in the bathroom i started to stack the yogurts on top of each other and the tower of yoplait yogurt fell over and the cocount cream pie flavored one burst. for the sake of my mom's sanity, i transformed into superfast mode and began to clean up the mess. there was white yogurt allover the kitchen floor. And i dont have one of those easy to clean floor surfaces. i have that weird rock crap thats hard to clean. so i got a buncha paper towels and began wiping. i wiped it up in less than 14.6 seconds. i'm so good. i should be j-gord's next crew chief.

Post 5 of 22: Submergence

The seeds upon germination for ready to be planted. So i got a bunch of soil and put it in a large brown pot. Then I took all 20+ of my seeds and put them in and then covered the top soil with fertilizer. I put the pot outside where it could be exposed to sun because plants love sun. It helps them grow by feeding them with yellowness. Also plants grow towards light because the other side of the plant grows faster because when the seed first sprouts, the two sides of the plant, the cotyledons put money on who can grow faster. ANd the side thats darker can grow faster. SO right now my pot looks like a bunch of brown crap. I like it. Also i just watched the SNL with Rainn Wilson. I thought it was pretty funny and the musical guests were emo in a good way. peace. I am now going to bounce this joint.

Post 4 of 22: It is rank

WOW GUYS! the aroma of the growing seed embryo is like that of fresh urine. IT is very disgusting. In fact its so disgusting that i wanted to neutralized the terribleness of the smell with the good smell of pig heart preservative liquid. MMMM... I'm really craving some of that right now.

AS for the seeds themselves, I took some more pictures which i again was too lazy to upload (i;ll try to get them up by friday or saturday.) THe radicle of the seeds are significantly larger and every one of the seeds seem to have atleast a 3/4 inch radicle. I cracked open one of the seeds and made myself feel strong. actually no. i cracked one open and took a picture of they inside thing. it was a slightly yellowish color. I noticed the Two cotyledons. My mom--- i mean, my intuition, says that i shouldnt plant them for another day or two to make sure they ripe and fresh! Also my intuition wanted to know if i was hungry. it was pretty cool. I went on to eat some pita bread with tofu. GO HIPPIES!!!

So on friday or saturday i will put my seeds into the earth. (throw them onto my front lawn {just kidding.} ) no seriously, ima git da job don son. peace im outz.

Post 3 of 22:. Emergence of white stuff

I opened my ziploc bag and looked inside my damp papertowel. my okra seeds had changed. there was a drastic transformation in their appearance. it seems some white things had popped out of the seeds. they looked like the things that come out of old potatoes. i think this white object is called the radicle. almost all of my seeds have this radicle sticking out. i think i'll wait about another 3 to 4 days before planting this crap in soil. maybe the radicle is called so because it is radical. awesome. i took pictures but again, i'm too lazy to upload them now so i'll upload later. also, i just watched the all star game and the east got raped. good bye

Post 2 of 22: Okra is nice

i have decided that i will grow okra. today i got two paper towels, soaked them so they were dampa nd put the okra seeds in them. then i put the damp paper towel in a ziploc bag and wrote "dont throw away seeds" on the bag. then i put it behind th phone where no one would look. i took pictures but havent uploaded them yet. the first is a picture of the packet of seeds. second is the papertowel getting wet and the third is the seeds wrapped up in the papertowels ready to germinate. its nice.

plantage NOT

Before i began to tgrow the plants, i must place seeds of the plants into soil and put water and light into them. Light will satistfy the needs of thep lants. so will water. Water is good for plants. water is also good for humans, as well as for most fish. Plant growth is important because withouth plant growth, plants would be small and cows wouldnt have very much to eat, meaning big macs would not be so big. I like big macs but the only vegatably kinda things that are on plants are pickles (cucmbers), tomatoes(actually fruits although i disagree), onions (bulbs[wth is a bulb]). THe primary mass of a big mac is the beef. the beef is good. It has oil. Oil can also come from vegetables hence the name vegetable oil. Olive oil though, is the best. It tastes so good. I love it. It's friggin awesome. I like drinking it but i heard thats bad for you. Actually no. I heard that olive oil is worse for you cooked than uncooked. so basically its beter to eat olive oil raw? like at macarroni grill wher they give u free bread and olive oil dipping sauce stuff. thats good stuff, things and junk.

So basicallyi havent picked what i'm going to grow. Im gonna ask my mom whats for dinner in 4 months and if there are any vegetables that she needs i'll grow those. But first i have to ask her and shes sleeping now and i dont like waking her up during her sleeping so i cant tell you much more. I will edit this post later and add a picture of myself typing. (pfsht, i say this but i highly doubt this will happen.)