post 9 of 22: A peep of diligence

There was finally a moment in my life. A very brief moment in fact. One that lasted only about 4 minutes. A moment in which i was empty of all my laziness. I finally had the oomf to get up of of my chair and go downstairs to germinate the new seeds. The summer squash as t hey are called look a lot like sunflower seeds. I cracked one open and at the inside sunflower seed looking object and spit it out, thinking about its repulsiveness. I clutched the seeds in the palm of my hand and with my free hand ripped of a piece of paper towel-- yes a piece, i like to save paper towels-- and quickly doused it with water. Once wet, I wrapped the paper towel around my hand. Then I removed my hand from the mechanism so only the seeds and paper towel remained. I then sang a song that had absolutely nothing to do with my seeds and at yoplait coconut cream pie flavored fruit yogurt. Maybe i should attempt to grow coconut cream pie.

post 8 of 22: Mistaken and Mispoken

Yesterday when i posted, I said that i was growing zuchinni. i was recollecting that from memory and the truth is i am NOT growing zuchinni. i am infact growing winter squash. i chose it because the seeds are $2.99, the most expensive seed packet. thats just how i roll. also yeasterday i lied about how i did/am going to do something. because i am yet to have restarted my plants. however the old okra pot is starting to grow like green stuff that looks like smushed okra. its probly bacteria. But i am gonna try not to be lazy and either tomorrow or the next day, get my squash winter under wet towels so they are ready to be ridonkulous. in other words ready to grow. Also i want chocolate chip cookies. now. i could easily get up and drive to my local supermarket and purchase some but my brain is ninety percent indolent. god why cant school just end. this sucks. and by this i dont mean this plant project. "This" refers to the fact that we still have school, more specifically calculus. i wish i could learn stuff, which i truly want to do, without having to use brain cells. i wanna save my brain cells for jeopardy. yeah! go jeopardy! i am SO cool! actually no. i'm just bored. thats why i'm still writing. i bet if people actually read this i wouldnt be typing so much. but at the same time why would i type so much if i have the knowledge that people wont be reading this. of course, when in rome....

post 7 of 22: failure

so i guess the plants have failed to grow. I have decided to start all over by getting new seeds and germinating them by wrapping them in papertowels and waiting a day. (last time i waited a week and that turned out disastrous.) I am going to do the thing today and by tuesday i;ll hopefullly have them under the soil ready to grow and stuff. this time instead of growing okra, i'm gonna grow zuchinni. i dont see any reason to grow a plant that i like to eat (okra). its not like i;m gonna eat my plant. that would be cruel. Im growing zuchinni because it starts with z and words starting with z sound cool. k cya. also pictures will come later

JFTHOI

jfthoi: just for the hell of it. i am bored. i am hip. i am posting another post for no particular reason. Today for dinner my dad made a delicatessen style 3 cheese spinach and eggplant omlette. I felt like quite the omlette coniseur. i dont know how to spell conesiur. It was pleasently satisfying. After dinner I went upstairs where i used this sweet website called google.

Post 6 of 22: No change

Umm. its almost been a week since i planted by seeds an dnothing has sprouted yet. this is kinda weird. i'm hoping hatere isnt someone oustide flashing the plants randomly at night thus disrupitng their dark requirments. i would hate this person if he or she existed. i really am looking forward to having the okra grow. i havnet eaten in 3 weeks in anticipation of okra. maybe i should eat. yeah i think i'll eat. got ya. i actually did eat in that time. i can't believe you believed me. i wonder how many people read this other than mrs. misage. if you read this please post a comment sayin u read this just for the sake of my sanity. yes. you heard me correctly. i wil lose my mind if i dont find out how many people have been reading this. i'm so tired and stuff. i am proud of my computer. i'm downloading (legally) lost season 3. and they are downloading abnromally fast. i am happy for this. today my mom brought home a bunch of yoplait fruit yogurst that i love a lot. i started throwing them around just for fun. like i thre them in the air and caught them. then, when my mom went in the bathroom i started to stack the yogurts on top of each other and the tower of yoplait yogurt fell over and the cocount cream pie flavored one burst. for the sake of my mom's sanity, i transformed into superfast mode and began to clean up the mess. there was white yogurt allover the kitchen floor. And i dont have one of those easy to clean floor surfaces. i have that weird rock crap thats hard to clean. so i got a buncha paper towels and began wiping. i wiped it up in less than 14.6 seconds. i'm so good. i should be j-gord's next crew chief.