Post 17 of 22: Icebox

If you've got an icebox where you're heart used to be, your probably dead and that icebox must have been moving really fast.

Post 16 of 22: Visibility?

I know I said my plants are invisible but am I mistaken. A minute ago, in between the submission of my last blog entry and the start of this one, I thought I saw a partial flash of green. Could it be that I saw the invisible plant. This is amazing news! I am turning invisible. What are the advantages of being invisible though? Also, If I was invisible would my clothes also turn invisible or would I walk around in the nude? Maybe I could order a mansuit so I could wear it and seem uninvisible at any given time. If I was invisible I would commit petty theft like stealing pushpops at convenience stores. Another advantage is that you could commit practical jokes with much greater ease. For example, you could wrap someone up in toilet paper but not too tight. Just enough that the victim of this comedic act would find it hilarious. I'm sure the victim would also be confused as to why a toilet paper roll has decided to wrap itself around him/her. Also they might wonder why the toilet paper is moving by itself.

Post 15 of 22: Invisibility

My plants are invisible. You can't see them. In order to see them you yourself must also be invisible. Last I checked, there are no invisible human beings on this planet except for the invisible man and no one ever knows where he is. That would be sweet if I could see my plants. that way I could put my plant in a salad and pierce it with a fork. Then I could eat it with my mouth open and not get in trouble because all you would see is my teeth and tongue and other mouth parts.