Wow

it has been quite a while since i've last written on this blog. reading over some of the old posts, i wondered, what hard drugs were people feeding me uknowingly while i was in college. As you may be able to tell my vocabulary has regressed also and my grammar too. damn writing is hard. it is not soft. shit. in particular, if any idiot is still reading this piece of crap paragraph about nothing then please read the post about invisibility. that person must have been trippin on acid or somethin. sheeeeyit. i have finals in 2010. this aint no 2007 no more.

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Post 17 of 22: Icebox

If you've got an icebox where you're heart used to be, your probably dead and that icebox must have been moving really fast.

Post 16 of 22: Visibility?

I know I said my plants are invisible but am I mistaken. A minute ago, in between the submission of my last blog entry and the start of this one, I thought I saw a partial flash of green. Could it be that I saw the invisible plant. This is amazing news! I am turning invisible. What are the advantages of being invisible though? Also, If I was invisible would my clothes also turn invisible or would I walk around in the nude? Maybe I could order a mansuit so I could wear it and seem uninvisible at any given time. If I was invisible I would commit petty theft like stealing pushpops at convenience stores. Another advantage is that you could commit practical jokes with much greater ease. For example, you could wrap someone up in toilet paper but not too tight. Just enough that the victim of this comedic act would find it hilarious. I'm sure the victim would also be confused as to why a toilet paper roll has decided to wrap itself around him/her. Also they might wonder why the toilet paper is moving by itself.

Post 15 of 22: Invisibility

My plants are invisible. You can't see them. In order to see them you yourself must also be invisible. Last I checked, there are no invisible human beings on this planet except for the invisible man and no one ever knows where he is. That would be sweet if I could see my plants. that way I could put my plant in a salad and pierce it with a fork. Then I could eat it with my mouth open and not get in trouble because all you would see is my teeth and tongue and other mouth parts.

post 14 of 22: It is Thursday

Today is Thursday. O wait no. its actually wednesday. I seem to have mixed up my days. So yeah my beans died like two weeks ago. Squash, not beans. my bad. Since then i havent done anything no cremation or funeral or anything like that. I guess you could say they didn't recieve a proper burial but then again is not that the cause of death? HA. I am such a clever human. Ok. Maybe I s hould get some new seeds and plant them into the earth. Maybe I shouldn't and say I did. I don't know. AT this point i don't really care all that much about integrity. All i do care about is the AP test which I am already fairly confident of my score. We have a test tomorrow in ADvanced placement biology. I have not done anything to preparate myself for this examination of wit. NOT. I brought my backpack upstairs. I was reading this thing about the discoverationosity of planets. It's pretty amazing how they discover new planets that are like light years away. Its sweet. Like sugar and other sweet items.

post 13 of 22: rezurekshin

the squash froze and died. i guess i will be needing to procure new seeds. After i obtain these new seedlings i will plant them in the soil and watch as they become large and big.
grindhouse is a weird movies. first one is weird and gory. second is funny and stupid. overall its not worth seeing. re4ally long. unless your just into that kinda stuff.